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Decided to do another one of these. These films all have a common thread, which will be easy to guess once you've answered a couple of them.

Simply guess the movie the quote is from. The year of the film is provided. And don't cheat by looking on a search engine such as imdb or google ;)

1. "General, you are talking to a machine. Please do the world a favor and don't act like one." (1983)

2. "A piece of dung would never shit a piss drunk sergeant with a loaded .45." (1988)

3. "I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind. " (1986)

4. "Let me tell you something my father told me. Look at the stars. The great kings of the past are up there, watching over us." (1994)

5. "There's a kind of freedom in being completely screwed... because you know things can't get any worse." (1990)

6. "Glory Be, it works! I've been using the think system on you from the parlor!" (2003)

7. "Wowsers!" (1999)

8. "You are a CPA - a Certified Public ASSHOLE! Here's my visor... my Dixon Ticonderoga number two pencil... and my big finish!" (2005)

9. "Women are a labyrinth, my friend. Can I be frank? I don't think you listen to her. I think you tell her what she wants to hear. She wants you to thirst for knowledge about who she is, all the complicated splendor that is women. When your love is truly giving, it will come back to you ten fold." (1996)

10. "Ladies and Gentlemen, we New Yorkers like to believe we've seen it all... what you're going to see right now will shock you beyond belief. This is, uh, footage we have that indicates that there is a *dinosaur* loose in Manhattan. " (1998)

11. "Tommorrow we goes into battle, so Lordy, let me fight with the rifle in one hand, and the Good Book in the other. So that if I may die at the muzzle of the rifle... die on water, or on land, I may know that you blessed Jesus almighty are with me... and I have no fear. " (1989)

12. "Sir, the truth is, I talk to God all the time, and, no offense, but He never mentioned you." (1985)

13. "JIM! JIM?! JIM! JIM?! JIM!?...IS THAT YOU OR ME!?!?" (1992)
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